niggasandcomputers:

Erykah Badu: When that shit is real you just know.

Me: But ok I really need to know tho so like…

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

(Source: ltmkillla)

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.